Tuesday, January 12, 2010

GET IN ON THE GROUNDFLOOR OF THE LATEST FAD

First it was Governor Sarah Palin, who has since defiled herself and solidified her legacy as a mockery / mockingbird. Next Oprah, the big O, the Pied Piper of the midlife soccer mom crowd announced she would retire in 2011, then turned around and admitted she would start her own "O" television network. Shortly thereafter, Lance Armstrong announced his retirement in 2011, then Miley Cyrus walked out on the highly successful Hannah Montana franchise. Not to be out done, Tyra Banks announced she will quit her show, Simon Cowell will leave American Idol to concentrate on his very own (and highly lucrative) X Factor show coming across the pond very shortly, now Conan O'Brien tells NBC to take the Tonight Show and use it for an enema.
Let's all be cool, ride the latest wave
and quit our stinkin' jobs!!

1 comment:

Papa Giorgio said...

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I'm going to quite blogging! I'm back.

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