Saturday, August 18, 2007

THE CULTURE OF STARBUCKS

Just when you thought you have seen everything on the Internet, comes buttafly.com. Click on the link and put in your most oft times ordered Starbucks drink, and up pops a brief description of you, including what other beverage you most often drink, and where you can be found most of the time. great fun....check this out!!!! Here are the descriptions of me based on what I order at the Bucks around the corner from me (@ 4am when it opens).
Behold the Oracle's wisdom: Venti drip with room
Personality type: Ass-clown
You tell people that you're an executive at your company. You think that your repeated references to being "addicted" to caffeine make you seem intriguing and dangerous. People think you're a sucker because you spend 60% of your annual income at Starbucks. Everyone who drinks venti drip with room ends up addicted to crack.
Also drinks: Zima
Can also be found at: Karaoke bars

Behold the Oracle's wisdom: Venti Caramel Macciato
Personality type: Clueless
You don't go to Starbucks much; when you do you just tag along with other people since you have nothing better to do. You would like to order a Tazo Chai Crème but don't know how to pronounce it. Most people who drink venti caramel macchiato are strippers.
Also drinks: Wine coolers
Can also be found at: The mall

3 comments:

Papa Giorgio said...

Venti
Purple Eye
4-pump Vanilla
3-pump White Mocha
1-pump Mocha
Easy Whipcream
Stirred
Misto

Got me…


Personality type: High Maintenance

You pride yourself on being assertive and direct; everyone else thinks you're bossy and arrogant. You're constantly running your mouth about topics that only you would find interesting. Your capacity for wasting other people's time is limitless. Your friends find you intolerable, that's why they're plotting to kill you.

Also drinks: Water. Bottled, chilled, with four ice cubes, a twist of lemon, in a crystal glass.

Can also be found at: Trendy martini bars

Papa Giorgio said...

Kimba,

Tell Lydia's cousin to check out my blog... if you haven't already.

Anonymous said...

I did. I especially showed him the video of the VP under your post "ouch." He is an extremely intelligent MBA student who once clerked for Dana Roehbacker in the Capital. I doubt he will spend any quality time looking at blogs.

Kim Anonymous