Monday, August 13, 2007

TAKE THIS JOB AND SHOVE IT

Help Wanted: Bush administration.
Constant openings / opportunities.
Inquire within, 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue.
Here is an unofficial list of all those who have gotten smart and resigned.
Unofficial because I must have missed somebody, its hard to keep score.
Paul O'Neill
Rosario Marin
Christie Todd Whitman
Karl Rove
Paul Redmond
Don Rumsfeld
Admiral Poindexter
Jack Pritchard
Larry Thompson
Richard Haass
Victoria Clarke
Mel Martinez
Linda Cavez
T E Novotny
Tom Scully
George Tenet
Billy Tauzin
John Korsmo
Otto Reich
James Baker
Theo Olson
Jesse Robertson
James Pavitt
Richard Perle
Bradley Buckles
Robert Jordan
John Ashcroft
Karen Hughes
Tom Pickard
Louis Freeh
Colin Powell
Rumors have it, legislation will be introduced to legalize lifeboat hanging from the West Wing to be used in emergencies. Oh baby, how the boat is taking on water.
And now, Shelley Winters will sing the National Anthem.

3 comments:

Papa Giorgio said...

The average lifespan f a cabinet member is typically just under the two-year mark. You could put together a similar list with Bill Clinton's people. But this is merely tit-for-tat. My concern is more about the psychology behind such continual nuancing and hate for Bush.

Talk of grand-conspiracies and bumper sticker quips does little to actually make a case for your disturbed anger towards neo-cons (who exist in both parties).

All I ever hear is "wait until" the 300 investigations get to the truth! (300 investigations started by liberal democrats that is.)

I have a huge death list from Clinton's climb to power... but such weak evidence based on innuendo and bias is really what we are talking here, just as Kimba displays with his list.

Lists and Michael Moore propaganda aside, how bout you start looking forward to 2008. You guys are still fighting Bush, he's won two elections.

Kim said...

Papa please....
That comment from someone who blames the dems for everything but the Chicago fire. Wacky dems, crazy liberal dems, Che lovin' dems, godless dems...on and on. Every nut job out there is another crazy dem. Terrorist loving, military traitor, athiestic dems.
So, pardon me if I regale the end of the King George II regime.
The tables will turn and I will be on the defensive once we coronate Queen Hillary I.
On a completely different note, both of us seem to be slowing down posting wise (except for your Youtube videos). I will admit my blogging fire is down to a few smoldering embers at the moment.
Greetings from the left,
Kimba

Papa Giorgio said...

If you try my Starbucks concoction you will get the fire.