FROM THE RECIPE CORNER

ROAST TURKEY RECIPE 2007

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Take a 200 pound turkey, strip off typical garb (dark suit, red tie and lapel pin)

Marinate for three days in solution of oil, holy water and

excerpts of Scott McClellan's upcoming book calling him a liar

and a co-conspirator against the truth

Stuff with as many veto overrides as humanly possible

Rub skin liberally with record deficits and (un) approval ratings

ROAST ON HIGH HEAT FOR ONE YEAR

Baste with the blood from thousands of our servicemen and weekend warriors (National guard) caused by the ignorant and needless invasion and occupation of a country that posed no immediate threat to us

Serve clouded in secrecy

Recommended side dishes:

Maca-crony and cheese

Buzzard (Cheney) soup

Mashed politicos with gravy

WMD surprise

Faux apple pie

Condoleeza-style Rice

Valerie Plame flambe dessert

Coffee, served with Splenda, not Equal (rights)

Not recommended:

Chip and (French) dip-lomacy

Humble pies

Chocolate S-Chip cookies