Thursday, November 22, 2007

IF IT IS TRUE, SHE WILL BE A BOMBSHELL WAITING TO GO OFF IN EVERY SENSE OF THE WORD

Rumors have been circulating in the Palmetto State, and elsewhere, that Hillary Clinton is having a lesbian affair. Her alleged paramour: a beautiful aide named Huma Abedin.
As you can see from the photo, if Hillary is having an affair with Abedin it would not be evidence of her lesbianism as much as of her common sense and sound judgment.
The hard-to-credit rumor of Hillary’s Sapphic excursions is being stoked by right-wing bloggers. They suggest that this supposed romance shows the candidate is not only a lesbian but consorting with terrorists, given that the Michigan-born Abedin is reportedly from a family brimming with known Muslims.
By the way....
Billionaire Belinda Stronach insists there is nothing true about the rumors she and former President Clinton are having an affair, adding that it's all a Republican plot.
The ultra-wealthy member of Canada's parliament, who switched from the Conservative to the Liberal party, told the Montreal Gazette that the rumors upset her and she doesn't know whether to laugh or cry about the global hullabaloo over her alleged role as Cinton's latest squeeze.

1 comment:

Papa Giorgio said...

So what could have happened with Bill Clinton, that is, allowing classified information to leave via a spy who seduces him is happening with Hillary?

I don't know if this is true or not, but I can tell you one thing. Hillary definitely has better taste than Bill when it comes to affairs. WAY BETTER! Maybe they are morally equitable, but not aesthetically.