WE ALL SCREAM FOR ICE CREAM

New on the market, Stephen Colbert's "Americone Dream" ice cream. Destined to be a cult classic, much like his comedy show. This is the first of a series apparently, as the new owners of Ben and Jerry's want to use their products to raise public awareness to its political concerns. Soon to be appearing on your local market shelves will be....

Bill O'Reilly's "Caramel Crackpot"

an all-vanilla base with pockets of self righteous bits to chew on, with no substance

George W. Bush's "PNAC Butter Light"

he is not sure what is in it, what prompted it, or where it will take you,

but it was in the planning stages since his Dad was in office, and he was in detox

I will keep you informed of the next flavors to come down the line.

Currently on the drawing board....

Mark Foley's "Rainbow Slurpit"

Barack Obama's "Not so Rocky Road" and

Tom De Lay's "Crookies and Creamed"