Sunday, July 29, 2007

5 THINGS KING GEORGE II MUST DO NOW

1. Stop paying restoration money, and rebuilding anything in Iraq. Enough is enough. They are playing you for a fool. Even you can see they have become no less than babies sucking on this countries financial tit.
2. Fire Alberto Gonzalez. He is a liar, he knew he was lying, and he knew he was under oath. He isn't even particularly intelligent. Where was he when we were kicking Libby's ass? It's time for your Texas crony appointment to go away.
3. Apologize. Yes, apologize. To the many countries with the intelligence not to join you in this foolish war (start with "Old Europe"), to your own constituents who have to repay the astronomical war debts you have created, and to the parents and widows of those who have given so much to achieve so little.
4. Send Colin Powell to the Saudi Arabia and Iraqi leaders and have him lay down the law. Condi is a joke to the Middle East leaders. Al Malaqui is thumbing his nose at you. Let them know it is very close to check out time. It is time they got into the game.
5. Let Karl Rove testify. It's all going to come out anyway. You are doing what you think it is right, but it is just a very bad Nixon impression. Put the cards on the table. It is only a matter of time before we have a Bush administration wing at the parole board anyway. Here is a thought, maybe the party who claims to be so damn religious could place just a modicum of import on swearing an oath and saying "so help me God."

1 comment:

Papa Giorgio said...

What's all going to come out Kimba? Please tell me Kimba what is "all going to come out"?