Saturday, July 7, 2007

WORRIED ABOUT MONOGAMY????????? THEN ROMNEYS YOUR MAN

Maybe the Republicans need some marital advice from the Clinton's.
They'll never divorce!!

3 comments:

Papa Giorgio said...

But all good Mormon's believe that they will practice polygamy in "heaven." So I think that after Mitt's name you should have about (oh, I don't know) 10,000 mauve colored females, or grey, its really up to your tast, next to Mitt's name just to allow for his theology.

Kim said...

That's not fair!!! Even suicide bombers only get 80 virgins after they die!!!
I guess Slick Willie's getting his on earth. Not to mention Wilt Chamberlain, who would probably laugh at the 10,000 mark, according to his autobiography.

Papa Giorgio said...

I was just shooting for that number out of a guess. The wives could be more in the Mormon heaven. Any children being born here on earth are coming from previously born "spirit children" in heaven. So however many children here on earth (being born) are parallel in number to the ones in heaven… because we have all been born first to our Heavenly Mother[s] and Father in heaven before our life here (so you are technically married to your half-sister). There is only one Heavenly Father, but many, many wives… as many as it would take to populate earth and the currant birth-rate. The wives number could reach into the millions?