Saturday, July 5, 2008

OBAMA HAS NO COKE PROBLEM

Announcing a campaign where you can actually buy your candidate into office. The Jones cola company is selling...no, hawking four different 6 packs, each baring a different candidates likeness, and posting the "election" results on its web site.
Each 6 pack, presumably a collectors item in the year 2050, goes for $15 each plus shipping and handling.
Just for the record, the voting so far is like this.
Obama, 6408,
McCain 1926,
Clinton 1686
and Paul 204.
I can only assume that Clinton supporters are either too busy working hard, or think coke will stain their dentures.
Obama supporters clearly are the least apprehensive to support their candidate, especially when it comes to purchasing coke.

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