6 REASONS I AM SORRY TO SEE HIM GO

Number six: He was so presidential

pictured spanking Olympic volleyball girls

Number five: He was a dork
Number four: The battle he waged with the English language despite graduating from Yale

Number three: He actually tried to catch the first shoe, rather than ducking

Number two: unlike Clinton, he had his affairs out in the open

Number one: He was Americas second most favorite drunk

(he finished just behind Otis of Mayberry)