IT'S NEW, BUT WILL IT LOSE ITS FIZZ?

I guess it was only a matter of time, American entrepreneurship being what it is. Obama books, musical soundtracks, clothing, even an Obama Chia Pet head. So, Obama soda is not so far fetched, and is destined to be worth more on the souvenir market than Billy Beer someday.
And, like its namesake, even with tremendous agitation, it refuses to lose its pop top. It contains some artificial and some natural ingredients, include tremendous amounts of caffeine, and trace amounts of nicotine, although its manufacturers will deny it to the grave.

Curiously, although the distributors claim the product was born in France, many have disavowed this claim, and responded with numerous federal lawsuits. Wherever it was born, try some Obama soda, a completely new and groundbreaking flavor upon the scene. Is it the "real thing?" Only time will tell, but for now, it has a fresh flavor that has swept the nation. It is available on line (of course), and in some major supermarkets (by reaching across the aisle). Made to be drunk liberally. On sale for $12 a can to the rich, and completely free to the poor.

How does the President like coke? Read his book. He tried it in college, but it didn't do anything for him. Obama cola, you might find it to be just the stimulus the country needs. We swear on it....twice.