OBAMA QUITS HIS CHURCH AS THE DNC TELLS HILLARY SHE DOESN'T HAVE A PRAYER

HEADLINE NUMBER ONE: DNC RULES COMMITTEE GOES LIMP AND COW TOWS TO OBAMA MACHINE . Obama and the DNC turns zero votes into 59 pledged Michigan delegates today after a day long slug fest with the DNC rules committee special meeting to determine the fates of Michigan and Florida, both of which held their primaries too soon for the DNC's liking. The meetings debates became so heated in fact, that "uncommitted" super-delegate Donna Brazile actually called the Clinton campaign "cheaters," after attributing her unique perspective from "her momma." So much for being "uncommitted."

Given this tight battle, and the arcane fashion in which the Democratic party awards its delegates, perhaps his best strategy would have been taking his name off from all of the big states, such as New York and California where he got his ass kicked, which would have given him a much higher delegate count, and in fact, would have made his the presumptive nominee long ago. Strange.

If only they had the wisdom and courage to propose a national primary vote, which would shorten the campaign season, and save the candidates supporters untold millions of dollars.

HEADLINE NUMBER TWO: OBAMA REMORSEFULLY CANCELS MEMBERSHIP TO THE TRINITY CHURCH: Barack Obama said Saturday he has resigned his 20-year membership in the Trinity United Church of Christ in Chicago "with some sadness" in the aftermath of inflammatory remarks by his longtime pastor the Rev. Jeremiah Wright and more recent fiery remarks at the church by another minister. "I'm not denouncing the church and I'm not interested in people who want me to denounce the church," he said, adding that the new pastor at Trinity and "the church have been suffering from the attention my campaign has focused on them."