SADDLEBACK CHURCH: McCAIN'S ALAMO?

Rick Warren: Senator, don't give me your stump speech, but give me a number. Define rich for me. Is it $100,000.00, $200,000.00, what is it?

McCain: "You know, some of the richest people I know are the most unhappiest.....he completely goes Alzheimer's and answers another question entirely. He then regains consciousness, and answers the question this way....it doesn't matter what I define rich is because I don't want to raise any ones taxes..... and then he goes on and gives his stump speech about not wanting to redistribute wealth, give everyone 7 grand, blah, blah, blah.

And, of course, he prefaces EVERY RESPONSE with the stolen line From Ronald Reagan...My friends...." Not to mention his undying love for General Petrayus, my God Senator, at least use a condom when you make love to him. Better yet, move here to California, you and the good General could get hitched here.

Barack was natural, he spoke his mind, he spoke his heart and he appeared like a human being capable of rational thought. When Rick asked him a question, nothing fazed him, and it did not appear like he was pre-programmed or scripted, much unlike Senator McStiff, who is a few strands of DNA away from appearing like a human being.

Even the affluent, glazed over born again eyes of the congregation of the Saddleback Church warmed up to Obama. And the last time the congregation voted for a Democrat? Trick question, they have never voted for a liberal, but you could almost see them thinking in the audience.

THE SCORE: OBAMA GETS THE GOLD. MCCAIN GETS THE BRONZE