Sunday, January 27, 2008

THINGS BILL SHOULD DO TO ACTUALLY HELP HILLARY

1. GET SOME REST
Your looking like a modern day W.C. Fields helps no one

2. LOOK PRESIDENTIAL
You need to campaign a little, but appear above it all

3. STOP THE PAPA BEAR ROUTINE
Don't take the attacks on your wife so personally.

4. REMIND EVERYONE OF THE GOOD OLD DAYS
Remind the voters of the good things during your administration, not the bulldog campaign tactics you used to be elected.

5. STOP TAKING THE MEDIA'S BAIT
It's not just Fox news making you look foolish

6. APPEAR WITH HILLARY & CHELSEA
The less said, the better. Paint a picture with broad strokes.

7. PRAISE ALL OF THE CANDIDATES
Be positive. Find the good in everyone

8. REMEMBER THAT YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO BE THE LEADER OF YOUR PARTY
My gosh, you and Jimmy aren't exactly poster boys for the liberals, are you?

9. DON'T LET OBAMA TAKE AWAY YOUR HOLLYWOOD SUPPORT
Or the money, either

10. PAINT HILLARY AS A VICTIM ALL HER LIFE WITH AMAZEMENT
Remind the voters that she weathered many a storm in her life. Attacks from the media, her opponents, and oh yes, your multiple affairs, and the absolute humiliation you caused her.

It wasn't so long ago you were treated like this in the south.......you need to get back to this.
You need to rekindle this; in the voters, and in yourself.

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