We've arrived at the war, as I said that we would.

And war is a thing that does every boy good!

We will sleep in the trenches and go without supper

To make the world safe for New York; Side Upper.

And we'll shoot every traitor and all out-of-towners

Who side with these bibulous Middle East Frowners!

Any questions?

Sir, This war makes no sense.

This does seem quite dense.

Would it kill our defense,

if this war was past-tense?

You said you could help

You said we should surge

But I look at the death here

and it's making me purge

So here is my sword.

And here is my hat.

We're all going home!

And that, sir, is that!

It's a minefield out there!

We must stay the course!

For which Bush and Cheney show no remorse

Sir, I think what I think.

Now get out of my way!

Halt soldier, you liberal, you must obey!

But listen

Would you stay, if I let Congress have their way?

I fired Don Rummy, and put good food in your tummy

Spam and fried chicken, of this I am certain

The food must be good,

it comes from Dick Cheney's Halliburton

So stay the course, if only for a few more years

I told you the Iraqi's will lead the cheers

We took out Saddam, and that is no joke

Stay with me, stay with me,

now find me a rope